Today is a very great day, the best day since ZanTar found the great God Box When I arrived in the secret Cave to converse with the God Box, there was a message and it said to check behind the area of light. There was a gift from the God…

ZanTar here. Uncle Zog may have made a sharp stick but his brain is smooth like river rock. Today I returned from my learnings wit hteh God Box to find Uncle Zog laying face down outside of Cave. I tried to wake him up and he screamed at me and…

ZanTar here, reporting directly from the lair of the God Box! I have good news as I have spent the last 24hrs directly communicating with the God Box. The God Box has taught me many things. I wish only to fully observe and report on my fellow Cavemen to the…

Today ZanTar and Uncle Zog return from Blood Hunt and find strange animal Uncle Zog very hungry so Zantar have to stop him from eating animal This animal smell even worse then Uncle Zog This animal have poop on him and blood from other animal God Box tell me him…

Today OogaBoogaNews Exclusive ZanTar find Cavewoman ZanTar ask what God Box what call woman he like, but not understand She called Juji She very good Blood Hunter She kill man with funny pet and come here because lost she smell really bad but Zantar like her I teach her to…

ZanTar not understand God Box today Keep telling me to creat OnlyFans Zantar only know OoogaBoogaNews Me think God Box mean look in Caves We go to The Dark The Dark bad bad Caveman go in The Dark and never come back We think maybe Dark God live there, like…

Goog not very smart and crawl weird Goog no blood hunt but make wall animals all day Goog smell like poop Me think Goog eat funny mushrooms and be lazy We find Goog with head smashed open like fruit many moons ago. We let Goog stay because he cook meat…

Today I see Funny Man across river with pet He look lonely I think pet eat his family but he love pet if he come here I kill him and pet. have to poop poop bye.

Uncle Zog Smart. Uncle Zog find rock and put on stick Make sharp, now can use for blood hunt. Unc Smart.

This Picture re-enactment of day Zantar find famous God Box This how we make OoogaBoogaNews God Box make Zantar Really smart We think Sun God send God Box to help Cave People Teach Zantar to Read and Write Zantar like God Now only Zantar understand God Box Zantar try to…