This Picture of Uncle Zog
About Us
The great ZanTar discovered the God Box of all knowledge and understanding one day in 51124BC.
The God Box taught ZanTar the way of words and how to work the buttons. Eventually ZanTar became so smart he learned to use the God Box to create OogaBoogaNews. OBN is now the respository of all Caveman stories and knowledge.
Before the Great Blood Wars of 51122BC over the secrets of the The Dark and its portal to the Far Lands, ZanTar would be the sole ruler of all Caveman and spread their knowledge amongst his peoples. The far Cavemen would begin to worship the God Box and fight to keep ZanTar away, but only ZanTar knows its secrets.
Uncle Zog now keeps the secrets to The Dark and allows Zantar to move to the Far Lands for more knowledge
